Denise: Hello?
Dad: Denise, how are kids, okay?
Denise: Yeah, how are you?
Dad: Oh fine. I have plum tree. I wanted to give Kimball and Mia plum. You know, plum tree is here in the backyard. 5 plums came.
Denise: Oh really?
Dad: Yes. Yesterday there were 5. But then I came home and the squirrel took 2, so now only 3 plum.
Denise: Oh no!
Dad: Yes, and then I went again, but now only 1 plum, the squirrel, he continued to take more. If I give to Kimball the 1 plum, Mia will be sorry. If I give to Mia, Kimball may be sorry. So...next year, okay?
Denise: Okay.
Dad: Yes, I think next year it can yield more plum for Kimball and Mia.
Denise: Ok, thanks.
Dad: Bye now.
Denise: Bye.
Damn squirrel.
Damn squirrel.
2 comments:
I think your dad and my dad are twins.
Oh daddy Oh is amazing. If he wants plums, tell him to raid my parent's back yard. Their tree yields so much fruit it is virtually impossible to pick all of it before they fall. Then you have mashed plums on the cold, wet ground. It is gross.
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