Monday, July 20, 2009

"Twilight" absurdity

Today's quote of the day:

"They're getting a divorce because she's in love with Edward."

Ridiculous.

2 comments:

catharooni said...

that IS ridiculous. jacob is much more divorce worthy.

Emily said...

haha Cath! I have so many more of those! texts from last night is one of my favorite sources:

(847): And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
(1-847): I should injure you considerably.

(404): Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

(440): We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
(1-440): I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!